The Athiest's Nightmare

Lights, Camera, Action!

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While in Paris by Notre Dame this crew was trying film a movie. I couldn't tell if it was commercial or a short film. It was fun watching the crew try to control the public by not letting them walk in view of the camera.

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Funny Quotes

"I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'faggot,'" -Ann Coulter addressing the American Conservative Union's Political Action Conference, March, 2, 2007 in Washington, D.C.

"I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience." -Ronald Reagan during a 1984 presidential debate with Walter Mondale

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A Prophecy

One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here."

The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said o the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton".

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn’t reside here."

The man thanked him and again walked away. .

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you just fine. I just love hearing your answer!"

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “See you tomorrow."

Lost!

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You're at 31 degrees,14.97 minutes North latitude and 100 degrees,49.09 minutes West longitude".

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican." "I am," replied the man."How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me's technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me!"

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat." "I am," replied th e woman. "but how did you know?" "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's MY fault!"

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Air1

I just love Air1!
Mike and Jeannie are totally cool! I have also posted the entry from Goolges new "Docs & Spreadsheets" application. This is cool!

Shameless Democrats

"Stuck Hear N Irak"

Harold Ford

New England Speak

Ever wondered how to pronounce Massachusetts town names? Well I found a web site that gives some good advice.

http://www.worcestermass.com/pronounce/

Bye Bye Bobby!

Today a good man past from this world to the next. A man who was loved by many and did not die alone. We'll miss you Bobby.

MONEY!

Yesterday I had the most amount of cash I have ever held in my hand. I had to take a picture. Yes that is 10 $100 bills. 10 Ben Franklins! I also registered them on wheresgeorge.com.

Only the beginning!

During past couple of weeks I have had to "kick" my oldest child off the family computer. Every time my child is on the computer they are chatting, reading email and talking on the phone all at the same time. I know that this only the beginning too; its going to get worse. I am thankful that she likes the Christian music I play. Their focus will stay somewhat on track.

God help me get though the next 10 years!