Lost!

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You're at 31 degrees,14.97 minutes North latitude and 100 degrees,49.09 minutes West longitude".

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican." "I am," replied the man."How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me's technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me!"

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat." "I am," replied th e woman. "but how did you know?" "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's MY fault!"

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Air1

I just love Air1!
Mike and Jeannie are totally cool! I have also posted the entry from Goolges new "Docs & Spreadsheets" application. This is cool!

Shameless Democrats

"Stuck Hear N Irak"

Harold Ford

New England Speak

Ever wondered how to pronounce Massachusetts town names? Well I found a web site that gives some good advice.

http://www.worcestermass.com/pronounce/

Bye Bye Bobby!

Today a good man past from this world to the next. A man who was loved by many and did not die alone. We'll miss you Bobby.

MONEY!

Yesterday I had the most amount of cash I have ever held in my hand. I had to take a picture. Yes that is 10 $100 bills. 10 Ben Franklins! I also registered them on wheresgeorge.com.

Only the beginning!

During past couple of weeks I have had to "kick" my oldest child off the family computer. Every time my child is on the computer they are chatting, reading email and talking on the phone all at the same time. I know that this only the beginning too; its going to get worse. I am thankful that she likes the Christian music I play. Their focus will stay somewhat on track.

God help me get though the next 10 years!

Where is the Lone Ranger?

My Dream

On the night November 7th, 1998 I had a dream that woke me with terror. When I woke up I was covered in sweat and shaking. I was more scared than I had ever been from any other dream. I quickly got a piece of paper and a pen and started to jot down what I remembered from my dream. The following is what I wrote that night.

I looked up in the sky and saw what looked like a meteorite coming towards the earth. It was coming very fast and got very large very quickly. As the meteorite came towards the earth it changed and looked like a globe. It was green and blue like our earth. Next the meteorite turned brown and all cracked like dried or burnt mud. As it entered the atmosphere it started to glow in the middle and get smaller. I ducked under something and looked away because I was scared. Next there was long and bright flash of light and everything seemed to rumble. No one seemed to care but me. I felt like this was it, the world was over. I was franticly trying to get my family together so they would be safe but no one would listen to me. I noticed that I was in my parents house in Texas. Only my daughter Tabitha, my wife Zibby and my mother Nancy were there. It looked like the local Hispanics had overrun the backyard with a garden. The backside of the brick fence was gone. The hispanics did seem to care about what had just happened because they were trying to cover their garden with straw. Next it started to snow or what looked like snow but it was not cold. My mother said that it had to have been a natural nuclear explosion. Then I woke up in a cold sweat.

Printing from DOS

Ever wanted to print from DOS? This article will show you how.

2006

Happy New Year